May 6, 2008...1:13 pm
cali coyotes
it’s time to start cappin’ some coyotes. this report is about a baby that was almost coyote food! i guess in san bernardino (sp?) coyotes are just running amok. they stroll up and down the streets in the middle of the day looking for cats, small dogs and babies. it’s time for some action! just want to let you all know, i’m for hire. shooting coyotes happens to be a favorite pastime of mine. i don’t often get the chance to do it since i’m a city boy and all. but given the chance, i’m all over it. ranchers love killing coyotes. mangy little critters.
so if you want to put me up for a few nights and feed me, i’ll sit out day and night callin’ them critters in and let the lead fly. i’ll use shotgun slugs to keep the stray bullets to a minimum. wanna be safe.
*update*
so i saw another nightly tv report about the coyote problem in california. three kids attacked in a week! and the advice from CBS reporter John Blackstone… make plenty of noise. after i stopped laughing, i thought heck yeah. first make a clicking noise, then make some banging noises!!! that’s how you take care of coyotes! one cali lady on the report said ‘he was stalking us, we just couldn’t shew him away’. CAUSE HE’S HUNGRY AND WANTS THAT KID!!!
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