okay, i’m not the best husband in the world, i’m sorry.
I do a few things right. I pay the bills on time. I make sure stuff is working right or call someone who does. I buy new cars that work right, because I’m no mechanic. I keep the house peaceful and quiet, I don’t allow outside drama. Those kinds of things.
But I do have a sizeable flaw. That damned wandering eye. I’m not sure where I picked it up? But I know I have a bad case of it. It ruined a nice evening out. My wife and I were at the local church bazaar (of all places!) We were with a friend of hers and our nephew. We ate and walked around, we were sitting there people watching when I watched someone too much. The lady wasn’t very pretty, not curvy at all, but she had on a very tight pair of capris. I stared. Then I caught myself staring, and looked over at my wife and her friend. They were watching me stare! I was flat busted. No excuses, no way out, just busted.
I got an earful on the way to the car, then the silence. We’re still in the silence phase. It may take a while.
